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The Feral Housewife's Weekly Horoscopes

The Feral Housewife's Weekly Horoscopes

Capricorn- Deceember 22 - January 19 Share the love. With such intense feelings of love and adoration this week you will be enjoying those close to you and making others fall in love with your expressions of amore. As you stand in defense of loved ones no one will be able to disagree with what you have to say. Shockingly your approach will be well received. Change is coming; don’t waste any time trying to fight it.

Aquarius- January 20 - February 19 Family is truly everything. You have the ability to strengthen those bonds this week and you should really spend time doing it. You can expect to be guided home and to reconnect with family members you have lost touch with. With such a deep pull to be with the ones you love this is the perfect time for reconnection romantically. Just make sure you find the balance between connections that drain, and those that benefit.

Pisces-February 20 - March 20 New beginnings are coming your way. With overall wellbeing at an all time high you should expect good things to come to you. Live to the fullest and start planning that vacation that you have wanted to take or enroll in the program that has been of interest but you thought you would never be able to accomplish. Don’t forget to spend quality time with friends and family as you have an overflow of love and adoration to share.

Aries- March 21 - April 10 Love is in the air for you this week. Filled with harmony, charisma, caring, and love you should share the wealth with those around you. Keep your eyes open, there is a great chance for finding a new romance this weekend. Use this passion to work on a project independently as you will have the concentration to overcome challenges. There is good energy surrounding you so take full advantage.

Taurus- April 21 - May 20 Don’t get cocky. Overestimating your ability will lead to embarrassment. With practicality you are able to take full advantage of great growth. A great karmic matchup is headed your direction. With the desire to be loved and doted upon you will be attracting love interests like bees to honey. Be cautious though, the stars are going to remind you that you need a break. This could lead to unfortunate circumstances that result in hospitals or jail.

Gemini- May 21 - June 20 Self-confidence is at an all time high. While you have amazing initiative go ahead and seek out adventure. You don’t have to aggressively push your agenda on those around you; you can make the first move subtly. Sensitivity is at a high, use that emotional connection to focus on your private life. Those feelings make this a great time to discuss relationship issues. The stars confirm that you are doing just fine in life, don’t question things too much.

Cancer- June 21 - July 22 You have the magic touch. With sensuality at an all time high you are able to express your appreciation for that special someone in a magical way they are sure to welcome. You are going to have the ability to step in and fight for the moral and ethical wellbeing of the disenfranchised, and be able to navigate and negotiate to resolve a conflict between those around you. The stars show an upturn financially for you.

Leo-July 22 - August 22 Inspiration surrounds you. You have a creative burst coming in strong; follow the path to tackle projects that you may have felt you were not capable of. You will be carrying the emotional boulders of those around you this week. Harmony is the goal in matters of direction with others, be assertive but also have grace. Whatever fear you are allowing to hold you back, work past it -- there is greatness ahead don’t be afraid to grab it.

Virgo- August 23 - September 22 Good news is coming your way. Enjoy the optimism you feel this week, it will lead to big plans being made that benefit you in the future. That deep longing you have for attachment will find a connection, look deeper than physical apperance and the deep spiritual connection you desire will blossom. The stars are telling you to try and work through whatever feelings of anxiety are plaguing you, search for the inner calm and trust yourself.

Libra-September 23 - October 22 You are a jumbled mess. Try to avoid sensitive topics as you navigate this jungle of uncertain emotions. Take time for thought and reflections by sitting quietly with yourself. You are passionate and energetic so focus that energy on goals you have set. When you focus on how situations affect only you, you are missing the big picture. Stop and take a moment to consider others..

Scorpio- October 23 - November 22 Details. Do not let your inability to focus on the little things lead you to dangerous waters. In order to get ahead you have to spend time with the small, easily overlooked details, not just glossing over the big picture. Overestimating your resources will be disastrous for you, like I said it is all in the details. You have the ability to fix something that you have broken with ease this week, take a moment to do so.

Sagittarius- November 23 - December21 Let your intuition be the guide. You have deep emotions this week which lead to deep personal connections and the ability to easily overcome and bad habits that you have picked up. Enjoy this balance and greater connection to those around you, trust your gut it won’t lead you astray. As you try navigating these relationships and connections know that the first combination might not always be the best, if it takes several tries to see what fits don’t get discouraged.

Alicia Parsons grew up in Yerington and has been a dishwasher, teacher’s aide, patient care representative, and debt collector, before landing her current and favorite gig as a feral housewife to Trevor and card-carrying mother of-the-year to three-and-a-half-year-old Rhett. 


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