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Wednesday, March 25, 2026 at 12:38 PM

Captain’s Log – Wading in Where Fools Fear to Tread

Captain’s Log – Wading in Where Fools Fear to Tread
The second mate

Author: Rachel Dahl

There is team singing happening right now. Thursday nights are a hoot around this place while we’re getting your paper ready. We’ve all about gone around the bend, and there are off-key refrains of “Sweet Caroline” being belted through 152 Industrial Way. My only regret in life is my dreadful lack of ability to carry a tune. I have only one note, and it is not pretty. The team harmony is always a little off… “touching me, touching you -- Ba ba ba.”

I was working on a story earlier about the Commissioners doing the tax assessment on water users because of the Department of Water Resources – it’s an important story, but complicated because explaining taxes is intimidating to me. But it got sidelined and will probably go online tomorrow morning. We needed the space for the Senior Center story.

When I was a kid I remember people always getting mad cause “that damn paper didn’t get our story in.” I’m telling you, that concept is finally coming clear. The paper has been so full lately and we’re in a constant “roll” putting things off for next week. By the time Thursday morning rolls around we’re nearly full for the following week’s paper. What a gas.

Oh! We got name suggestions for Jerry’s brother… you people really get into this. We got these:

  • Postie McNewsBox – another vague reference to seafaring that we love so much
  • Zippy – Quick to get your paper and our local zip code nickname

Remember this next box goes at the Post Office and then we promised one to Ana’s Restaurant. Keep the name suggestions coming, this is fun.

Speaking of which, “Fun Fact” has also become a catchphrase at the office. We were talking about this cute student I used to have who would come into class and invariably begin the day with this lead-in: “Fun Fact about me, Ms. Dahl…”

Fun Fact: I just got threatened with paybacks from Zip, who’s still bitter that I hoodwinked him into the Cantaloupe Festival committee. That was so long ago, I think he should be over it by now, but here he is the Chairman and they’re doing the King and Queen contest tonight at the Fallon Theatre. He said if I show up to cover it, he’s making me the Cantaloupe Festival Queen. Needless to say, we won’t be covering that particular event.

We will, however, be here…

…keeping you posted.

Rach

 

 


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Comment author: Nicole GalbraithComment text: Farren - I just saw that you aren’t here with us. I am completely in shock! I met you and hung out with you so many years ago with Jer, and Eden. I honestly can’t believe you are gone…..you were a wonderful human being, with a HUGE heart and soul. Hearing this makes my heart break! You are forever in our hearts, and I can say I feel blessed that I was able to know you! Rest easy sweet Farren xoxoComment publication date: 3/23/26, 12:30 PMComment source: Obituary- Farren CrosslandComment author: Tiffany LundleeComment text: I will miss you so very much Bryan. It was always fun visiting you guys. And always talking about what Jon and Aaron use to do as goofy teenagers I will miss you very muchComment publication date: 3/21/26, 12:12 PMComment source: Bryan Taylor Anderson C Comment author: Carl C. HagenComment text: A wonderful tribute. Thank you Kelli Kelly.Comment publication date: 3/21/26, 8:12 AMComment source: In memorium -- The Melon ManComment author: Bob SondgrothComment text: There are times when you should just know about someone. Who and what they REALLY were. Because they were devotional and IMPORTANT to the humans they connected with. The content of their life bled so that others could feel their own life’s importance. Teachers of justifiable life and art. That all can absorb and use as the best fertilizer for THEIR lives. Giving the silent secrets and the loud guidance. The Melon Man was a perfect specimen for how to devote. His passing meant a life book of feeling/knowing what gives other humans their paths to Love and Knowledge. Some humans are meant to show others their paths. And in that they secrete ways to profitably exist.Comment publication date: 3/18/26, 4:50 PMComment source: In memorium -- The Melon Man
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